G-Unit Album: “Beg for Mercy”

This is Genital Unit's best album yet. Previously, all their stuff centered on the agonies of coming out to their friends and families. Now that they have finally done so and have received happy blessings from everyone in the hood for their courage and sensitivity, these three homeys can relax and stop with the self-loathing. Now they can express their feelings of joy and wonderment in exploring alternative lifestyles and lovestyles in the protective comfort of a gay-friendly environment in the Compton area. The first track is particularly touching: Jam master Slicey Dice reveals his determination to release the dainty woman that has long been trapped within the hulking frame of a macho-posturing thug rapper. To hear such heartbreaking conflict finally come to glorious resolution as Slicey vows to undergo gender-reassignment surgery gives hope and encouragement to all the other homeys in the L.A. rap scene suffering from similar identity conflicts. Be bold, be brave, my beautiful gay black brothers!

How can people listen to this garbage??? Its all the SAME crap over and over. Look, if your some helpless teenybopper wondering how 50 Cent is "sooooo talented" then I'll give you his recipie to success:

1. Have a horrible voice that has no personality and sounds dull

2. Write lyrics about guns, women, cars, and "bling-bling" over and over and over.

3. Press the "demo" button on a synthesizer and a drum machine,

And there you go! You'll be on your way to platinum success in a matter of days and idiotic high school kids all over the nation will be blasting your horrible music in their craptastic used cars with the bass all the way up to make themselves be "cool" and "in". Have a great day and enjoy your success.

OHHH I forgot one step: you have to make a video where your in a club with women who will be wearing basically nothing and you must be wearing baggy clothes, "bling-bling" and have pointless hand gestures.

For what possible reason did Amazon disabled 0-star reviews? This CD doesn't even deserve a 1 because it cost $15! There is about 3 good songs in this entire album and that IS NOT worth $15! It's no wonder piracy is so rampant. With albums like this, how could it not be? Even Cary Sherman (president of RIAA) would rather download the few good songs off of this album than buy it.

I am telling you guys that this is an "MTV album". In case you don't know, an MTV album is an album where the only good tracks are the ones they let you see on TV. If you're think the rest of the album has anything resembling good music, you're sadly mistaken. Here's how the album is in the first ten tracks:

1. G-Unit - This first track is stunningly horrible. The beat is crappy and the lyrics is forgettable. Supposedly, Ludacris is featured in this track. Either he played an unimportant role or being around G-Unit manage to screw up his normally memorable singing. Either way, talent is wasted.

2. Popping Them Thangs - The first good song on this album. It's catchy and the beat is good. It also happens to be the first track where Lloyd Banks proves to be a walking punch line. I mean, listen to this lyrics by him. "Slow down, little *****, don't exceed your speed. 'Cause I will put G's on they fitted like the Negro league."

3. My Buddy - Simply put, it is boring. The beat is nowhere near as bad as the first track, but it is no Popping Them Thangs either.

4. I'm So Hood - Same problem as #3, except the beat is more ridiculous and the lyrics are more non-sensical.

5. Stunt 101 - Needless to say, this the second good song. Like I said, this is an MTV album. As one of the few good songs on this album, it has the same attributes as song #2. It has a good beat, the lyrics are catchy, and Lloyd Banks will throw a few lines at you.

6. Wanna Get To Know You - Oh God, it's Country Grammar all over again. From rap to something resembling R&B, so many groups are doing this. The beat here is like something from N-Sync and the lyrics sounds like it came from a 50 Cent when he's intoxicated. I HATE this song!

7. Groupie Love - Not as bad as track #6, but not better than the other bad tracks. The beat is horrible, the lyrics is horrible, and that damn woman that keeps moaning in the background pisses me off.

8. Betta Ask Somebody - What is there to say? It sucks. It has the same problem as the other tracks. This particular track sounds like it has just a bit too much trombone. The instrument is so distracting, that I have a hard time hearing the lyrics over it. Then again, who cares what the lyrics are? All I got from it was something about Mexicans.

9. Footprints - Wow, this is bad. The beat is MUCH worse than even the first track, the lyrics are non-sensical, and I'm still not sure if they even rhyme at all. The worst part about this track is the chorus. 50 Cent keeps talking about sets of footprints and I'm not even sure what the hell is he talking about.

10. Eye For Eye - From the title, you would think it is something about revenge. If it is, I couldn't tell because I was too busy gagging at more bad beats and even worse lyrics. I just wanted to choke Lloyd Banks here.

And the album continues similarly. This has got to be THE worst rap album I've ever heard. After track #10, the only good track is maybe G'd Up.

Really! This album is so horrible that I emailed Amazon complaining about not being able to give a zero! Do yourself a favor, people. Get a GOOD album!

Even though this album is a couple of years old, it is the end of modern rap/hip hop as we know it. Anybody over the age of 11 who purchase or enjoy this album should be slapped over the head. Just because G-Unit plays on MTV and the radio and they say it is good doesn't mean that you think it is good. Thats the problem with society today... people dont think for themselves. Tgey get told that G-Unit's "Beg For Mercy" is hot, and they believe it and give three talented characters millions of dollars. 50 Cent has made money because of Eminem and the production in his "Get Rich or Die Tryin'". As for anything else, he is nothing but yet another talentless 00's rapper.

As for the album, the only half-way descent song is "Stunt 101". It gets extremely old after about three listens, and for everything else, its just saying how if you mess with G-Unit, we gon pop ya and blow your mother****ing brains out and me and my ho's with my 2004 Escalade's with 20 inch rimes with my bulletproof vest and my glock 9's so get on yo knees and lets get it on. ggggggg g-unit. Same crap that we hear from the likes of Eminem, D12, Young Buck, Tony Yayo, Fat Joe, Ludacris and any other rapper.

So if you want the current state of rap today, you can pick up the third worst album ever produced. Is this as bad as Metallica's "St. Anger"? Well, it came pretty close with 17 songs and not one of them is worth a second listen. So, as we all say, it makes a great coaster, but why pay 14.99 for a coaster when you can use other bad MTV albuns like Ashlee Simpson's "Autobiography" and the Black Eyed Peas "Monkey Business". Rap is dead. Old school rap is underrated. I like to listen to my Public Enemy and my Beastie Boys albums, but the youth wouldn't know a damn thing about them.

You know why J. Trujillo mom is on crack??? its because she raised a retarded crack head name J. Trujillo. N-E ways J. Trujillh.o.e. is another teeny bop f@gg0t defendin the pop singers. What im talkin about in my other review about Tupac is before he died (stupid azz Trujillh.o.e. dont you get it retard). Tupac didnt see the person who shot him. Yeah I guess bullets are hard to dodge. I guess the person who sh0t 50 cent, gots the most perfect aiming. Trujillh.o.e. can go to hell with his pop fans. and yeah im sorry I made fun of your fan 50 cent. I guess it was a joke that mad this teeny bop loser Trujillh.o.e. that made him cry. So stop whining like a baby or stop acting like a pansy and grow up!!! pleeze.